All Hallow's Eve

There are enough facts and fictions about this holiday available online already. And yes, I'm going to add my two cents.

Because this is my blog.

It's what I do.

Yet, for those of you who, like me, are saddened by the fact that you're now too old to go TRICK OR TREATING and none of your friends see the joy in dressing up, I suggest treating yourself to a bag of lollies...

Two in fact...in case your suburban home is invaded by a plethora of kids in costumes, ringing your doorbell, asking for lollies as they KNOW you wont pull any impressive tricks.

And when I say costume, I mean anything other than devil horns or fangs...those who make no effort should not only be given rotten apples, but also a serious beating for their poor efforts on such a sacred day.

Here are some of my fiendishly fantastic music recommendation...

AMON TOBIN - Bloodstone

TRS 80 - Phantom Power

BAUHAUS - Mask

MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT - Daisy Chain For Satan

BONG RA - 666 MPH

MISS KITTEN and THE HACKER - Zombie Nation

ROCKETS FROM THE CRYPT - I Drink Blood

THE BLOOD BROTHERS - Johnny Ripper

MISFITS - Hellhound

PLASMATICS - Butcher Baby

THE GRUESOMES - Get Outta My Hair

And finally,

REDUKT - 9 Mile Hole

This eerie track will make you jump out of your seat, so anyone with a nervous disposition or those with pacemakers have been warned.

It is based on the infamous Urban Legend about the geologists who drilled 9-mile hole in Siberia and heard the sounds from hell.

More on the story HERE

...yes, Urban Legends are great...and if you want to read more, try the following HALLOWEEN URBAN LEGENDS links...

HALLOWEEN URBAN LEGENDS

SNOPES
including their special on HORROR



And I do find THIS FELLA rather disturbing. No, he's not a hoax...he's very real *shudder*.

ONLINE DATING

Can you relate to any of the following statements?

• You find yourself downloading every animated emoticons in order to have someone to chat with each day.
• You claim to be fluently bilingual ever since you've mastered net lingo ('2morrow', 'lol', 'btw'...).
• You not only have an account with Myspace, Facebook, Bebo, Buzznet, LastFM, Classmates.com, Flickr, Youtube, Discogs, Friends Reunited, Friendsters, Adult Friend Finder, LastFM, Meetup.com, Reunion.com...you also find the time to update EACH every day.
• When you share your holiday anecdotes with coworkers, you're proud to be the only person in your office who claims to have visited all 7 continents...yet, fail to mention it was done whilst perusing Google Earth... and that you were really looking for nude sunbathers.
• You get all your facts about anything and everything through Wikipedia.

• Does your keyboard look like this?

If you've answered Yes to any of these, you not only have serious issues to address but your lack of social skills has become encyclopedic.


Here's a tip on how to give your genes some fighting chance in evolution.

Download some of the following MP3s and let the music create a therapeutic ambiance whilst you discover the joys of...

ONLINE DATING FOR THE ODD AND DOWNRIGHT OBNOXIOUS.

Karen Finley - Tales of Taboo










Revolting Cocks - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy







Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Love Missile F1-11

WEBSITES:

Date A Rocker
"We're Sexy, We're Hot, We're Ready To Rock" ...oh dear.


Date My Pet
This site's Mantra is "Date Me, Date My Pet"...users are asked to specify what they AND their pet is looking for—in a date.


Daily Diapers
A site catering for that child in you...who likes to dress up in diapers...as a sexual fetish.


Hot Saints
Chase and be Chaste!!! An online dating site for the good folks of The Latter Day Saints (Mormons). Chaperons not included.


Millionaire Match
A great place to score Playboy Bunny Rejects. This site has been rated "Best of the Web" by Forbes.com. and apparently highlights the "millionaires" in its listings" by Wall Street Journal.


Marry an Ugly Millionaire
What Millionaire Match really is, but failed dramatically in the honesty department.


Astro Dating
Because stars hold the key to each Zodiac's love, happiness and success...Except for Scorpio, who's ruling planet was Pluto. You're planet's now obsolete thus making you insignificant. Might I suggest reestablishing some form of existence by taking up Chinese Astrology, Numerology or Runes?


Dharma Match
Because spiritually, you know just how important it is to meet a soulmate who can tune his chakkras with yours and who's aura is filled with colors that compliment your newly refurbished Feng Shui-friendly house.

Scorpios - yer still out of luck.

Trek Passion
For Trekkies...Yes, they still exists. Here.

POPPIN MY BLOGGIN' CHERRY

Whilst I slowly get my act together and post a proper blog, I've decided to post some videos for shameless visual stimuli

The Bubblemen Are Coming

The Bubblemen were an obscure and short lived side project by the members of Love and Rockets (ex members of Bauhaus)...being Daniel Ash, David J and Kevin Hoskins.



Kylie Minogue's banned 'Agent Provocateur' Lingerie Commercial